You'd be better off buying a Zelt and joining the winning side, it'll save all the tears come teatime on Saturday .
Buy a zelt? BUY one?
Don't be dumb, I'll pick one up on the bluff. I'll have plenty of time to try it on, too, while i brew coffee and watch the prisoner columns file past. Hey at least you surrendered to us and not the Russians...






*guy struggles to lock and load his next magazine full of raspberries*


*guy struggles to lock and load his next magazine full of raspberries*
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I've got Helga standing by with the "uberraspberrykannone" .
Is it just me, or does anyone else hope it's pissing rain and freezing for this game...






Is it just me, or does anyone else hope it's pissing rain and freezing for this game...
Nope thats just you dude, dont fancy the horizontalness of the rain like at CR! ![]()

I hope it's not like CR, otherwise we'll have realistic loss rates on the beach from people being invalided back home...






It'll be fine even it it's raining
. Don't forget there's an accomadation block with showers and hopefully drying room to rejuvenate your kit overnight .
You Yanks might like ot bring your ETs to dig in on the beach though (or make sandcastles depending on your want
) Us Krauts will be bunkered down behind sandbagged positions. ![]()
Digging in on the beach?
Didn't somebody mention there's going to be a massive aerial and rocket bombardment that's going to create loads of shell holes and give us lots of cover......
.... not to mention destroy the emplacements and fixed positions...









give me wheels and i may go ![]()
Jerry likes his bunkers. The warmth and comsfort make it easier for him whilst contemplating his surrender to the ever advancing allies.
Soon fritz, the war for you will be over.
well maybe just under a year after D-Day lol