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Last night I had a dream......

 
HeadShot
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The the whole of the UCAP site had been turned into a really brightly lite, large open-floor warehouse which was filled with old furniture to provide the 'maze' of tunnels. We also had to trek about half a mile across sand dunes to get there and when we arrived I realised I'd forgotten my guns. Kermit lent me a sniper rifle which had a hop so bad it shot about twenty feet above the target I was zeroing in on, which was a very old lady with a stick walking away from me.

Anyone care to analyze that?



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Topic starter Posted : 15/04/2009 1:14 pm




 Yith
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I'm no expert... but...

You want to play paintball.

You can't spell "lit".

You watched the latest Doctor Who episode.

You're very forgetful.

You'd like to shoot poor innocent civilians as they run for cover.

Luckily Kermit's spare guns are crap. Either that or he knew what you wanted to shoot so gave you one you'd miss with.

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Posted : 15/04/2009 1:21 pm




HeadShot
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Well, you're certainly right that I can't spell lit.



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Topic starter Posted : 15/04/2009 1:32 pm




Kermit
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My Sniper rifles hit what they're aimed at......

Unlike anything thats held by Yith and has APS2 internals ;)

When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........

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Posted : 15/04/2009 1:37 pm




Steiner
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The the whole of the UCAP site had been turned into a really brightly lite, large open-floor warehouse which was filled with old furniture to provide the 'maze' of tunnels. We also had to trek about half a mile across sand dunes to get there and when we arrived I realised I'd forgotten my guns. Kermit lent me a sniper rifle which had a hop so bad it shot about twenty feet above the target I was zeroing in on, which was a very old lady with a stick walking away from me.

Anyone care to analyze that?

You're a cheese-eating surrender monkey?


You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier

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Posted : 15/04/2009 1:46 pm




webby
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Yeah HS, lay off the cheese before bed is the analysis of that!

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Posted : 15/04/2009 2:43 pm




HeadShot
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I did have a nice big chunk of a rather fruity Gouda, but that was well before bedtime.



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Topic starter Posted : 15/04/2009 3:40 pm




Steiner
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Gouda?! That's the worst, man. Hangs around in your system for weeks.


You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier

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Posted : 15/04/2009 3:50 pm




webby
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What's on the menu for tonight's dream then?!

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Posted : 15/04/2009 3:51 pm




 Yith
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I think I may be dreaming of cheese... damn I love that stuff!

But it's bad for me so I don't have it.

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Posted : 15/04/2009 3:58 pm




che
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it means your as mad as harrry mcmad king of the mad people but we already
knew that :rofl: fancy asking jay for a spare gun nutter :rofl: the rest is perfectly normal

theres nowt so Permanent as temporary




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Posted : 15/04/2009 5:38 pm




Steve.D
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Sleeping & dreaming will be the last thing on you mindsd in the tunnels, they are haunted :wink:

Steve.D

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Posted : 15/04/2009 8:42 pm




che
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the only lifeless souls in those tunnels will be the remains of the drink unt blingen brigade :rofl:

theres nowt so Permanent as temporary




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Posted : 15/04/2009 8:49 pm




HeadShot
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Last time we were there I was just getting to sleep when I heard a very large metallic door slam inside the tunnels.....very loud!

I soon put in earplugs!



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Topic starter Posted : 15/04/2009 9:37 pm




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Did you wake up with blisters on your right hand again...as before Husky ?

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Posted : 17/04/2009 1:36 pm




HeadShot
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Well, if you will insist on me using sandpaper to bring you off.......



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Topic starter Posted : 17/04/2009 1:52 pm




che
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Well, if you will insist on me using sandpaper to bring you off.......

and it was daves turn :lol:

theres nowt so Permanent as temporary




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Posted : 17/04/2009 2:00 pm




webby
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I soon put in earplugs!

Kieth had very kindly supplied earplugs to those sleeping near him and I went to bed about 10, so I didnt hear anything.... mind you I don't believe in that sorta thing

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Posted : 17/04/2009 2:20 pm




Steiner
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I must confess that I have cheese most nights, and it finally caught up with me last night... :oops:

No doubt inspired by my ever-increasing excitement as Die Glocke approaches, we were at the site which had transformed itself into something like Grange Farm. I was on the Allied side, when I saw Che and Carl in full Jerry clobber haring around on bicycles, coming into the attack! They disappeared around one of the berms, whereupon I took out a ball grenade, pulled the pin, and hurled it (the grenade, not the pin) right into their path. They rode around the corner of the berm and it exploded exactly at the right time! :D

Not sure what this means, since at Die Glocke we will be on the same side as Allies; however, I am feeling a strong urge to put on my trusty Feldgrau soon.

Another CiA member also made a lunge in my direction with a small garden hand fork at the end of my dream. Her identitiy is kept secret to protect the guilty… :whistle:


You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier

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