...Should I treat them with anything?
They migh appreciate a nice box of chocolates.
Don't eat them yourself though, that's probably why you can't fit into them. Former semi pro American football full-back, my arse.
You can get me back one day Kav....
No it's Kav that needs to stop eating the chocolates, then the boots will fit
BTW the urine trick works on webbing as well, as I'll happily demonstrate at any event
Not while the person's wearing it, I hope!
Obviously whist you're wearing it , then it'll mould top the right shape . It's ok though coz I'll just tell you it's raining
How you getting on with the boots then Kav ? did you manage to get them to stretch ?
Didn't have time to do them over the weekend. 
Might have a go tonight, if I can get a traffic cone. If not, I'll just wear them and force oblects down the sides.
