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RSOV only charge


 
Posted : 19/05/2007 1:49 pm
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RSOV only charge


If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.

 
Posted : 19/05/2007 1:55 pm
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RSOV only charge



 
Posted : 19/05/2007 2:05 pm
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RSOV only charge


If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.

 
Posted : 19/05/2007 2:07 pm
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Id recomend going for a camo panzer rap and HBT reed green Artillery trousers, go as sturm artillery, A lot cooler.



 
Posted : 19/05/2007 2:39 pm
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Id recomend going for a camo panzer rap and HBT reed green Artillery trousers, go as sturm artillery, A lot cooler.

I want to start off with the all black as there is a bloke on this forum i was speaking to on youtube about it,im deffinetly going to get some camo german ww2 camo looks the dogs i like the m44 patern and splinter.


If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.

 
Posted : 19/05/2007 2:57 pm
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i belive you were talking to me lewis

glad you came here :D

any help you need , just p.m me mate

also heres a video of the latest game

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?doc ... 3631244346

done by yith, a really good insight on how these games play out


"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison

 
Posted : 19/05/2007 10:46 pm
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i belive you were talking to me lewis

glad you came here :D

any help you need , just p.m me mate

also heres a video of the latest game

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?doc ... 3631244346

done by yith, a really good insight on how these games play out

Cheers mate,nice video just got to buy me uniforms and i will be sorted.


If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.

 
Posted : 20/05/2007 9:47 am
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My porta channels updateing now,

any constructive critisim welcome. even slagging off will be welcome :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=Porta27PZR

the "strawberrys and cream" video will be uploaded tonight,

not a pervy porn vid,

a poor reenactment of the tale, when tiny + porta shoot at "strawberrys"


"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison

 
Posted : 04/06/2007 11:11 pm
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Porta testing an egg grenade! You guys are nuts! :roll:



You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier

 
Posted : 05/06/2007 7:23 am
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I was there Steiner! It's me you hear saying "jesus christ!" as it goes off. I nearly crapped myself laughing, as none of us expected such a bang!

Great Porta & Tiny videos. It'd be great if a few of us got together to do a few Sven Hassel "skits" some time, it's be a proper laugh.




When I want your opinion - I'll tell you what it is!

 
Posted : 05/06/2007 4:42 pm
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I'd be game for that , I'm lovin the vids, I'd forgotten all about Strawberries and Cream .

Reckon the recipe for Diced Pork and Mashed Potatoes will have ot make an appearance at some point :wink:


 
Posted : 05/06/2007 5:05 pm
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I was there Steiner! It's me you hear saying "jesus christ!" as it goes off. I nearly crapped myself laughing, as none of us expected such a bang!

Great Porta & Tiny videos. It'd be great if a few of us got together to do a few Sven Hassel "skits" some time, it's be a proper laugh.

I am an actOR! I'd be up for that too - maybe in downtime at CR? 8)



You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier

 
Posted : 05/06/2007 5:54 pm
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Sounds like a plan. Just need to find an appropriate Sven Hassel "short story" that we all know/have the book for.




When I want your opinion - I'll tell you what it is!

 
Posted : 05/06/2007 6:21 pm
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I'm afraid I don't know any... yet. Which book would you advise I get?



You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier

 
Posted : 05/06/2007 6:56 pm
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ill have to transcript some books :wink:

lets hope sven hassel dosnt sue us for copyright infringement.

though the bastard probably owes us one, how many people here had read his books again since this forum came about :D

were gonna need a HUGE stewpot,

id love to get a black panther, does anyone own a black cat we could "borrow" for a photo shoot ????

or a brown bear, or even a couple of wolfhounds.

im working on getting a green baize, and 6 dice, then me and tiny can argue and gamble all our cash away.


"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison

 
Posted : 05/06/2007 7:53 pm
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sgt heide, its only today that my brother pointed out something.

the building we fragged then shot up was actually the food prep area.
at the time we never checked, we just used the first window we saw. :oops:

if there is any comeback from the site owners, please send mine and pauls sincere appologies. it was an empty steel room, but they may take umbridge at the bbs that were left in there. about 100 and 1 frag of peas/bb

hope nothing comes of it, but i want you to know who messed up if they get on your case.

we tidyed all the rubbish b4 we left site, and closed all gates, we just forgot about the bbs in the room


"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison

 
Posted : 05/06/2007 8:14 pm
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ill have to transcript some books :wink:

lets hope sven hassel dosnt sue us for copyright infringement.

though the bastard probably owes us one, how many people here had read his books again since this forum came about :D

were gonna need a HUGE stewpot,

id love to get a black panther, does anyone own a black cat we could "borrow" for a photo shoot ????

or a brown bear, or even a couple of wolfhounds.

im working on getting a green baize, and 6 dice, then me and tiny can argue and gamble all our cash away.

For my money its either the one where they meet albert the "German Nigger"(As he is called in the book) while they are escorting the prisoners and take the chance for a bender.

or

the one about the pig in liquidate parris, if it helps I could nock up a coffin :D



 
Posted : 06/06/2007 6:24 am
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what was the name of odins pig????

2 possible answers, both in the book.

the americans and germans disagree on the name


"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison

 
Posted : 06/06/2007 10:53 am
Gliderrider
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and whos pig it was. Wolf says Odin, a US/Norwegian GI say freya, all very confusing. All while heid is being cut up in the PUMA. Doctor "now take the medical alchohol" Barcelona "Im suprised we have any left, If I knew about it we wouldnt".

Sven is defenatly one of my favourate authors. Beets tom clancy with his trousers round his ankles.



 
Posted : 06/06/2007 10:59 am
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