Hmm I guess it's now which wake comes first 
Started to compile my father of the bride speech for this Saturday 
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Wondering when work are going to hurry the fuck up and either tell me I can have my voluntary redundancy, or whether the gits want to keep me.
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
Got home from an unplanned holiday in Norfolk. I just couldn't pass up the good weather...
Started makeing one of these
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Started makeing one of these
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Started to compile my father of the bride speech for this Saturday
thats easy NOW DONT BRING HER BACK ITS YOUR TURN TO PAY FOR HER 
theres nowt so Permanent as temporary
Spent most of today re-soldering all the busted connections on my 3300 battery. And the rest of the day changing a V2 gearbox from front to rear wired. 
Started to compile my father of the bride speech for this Saturday
thats easy NOW DONT BRING HER BACK ITS YOUR TURN TO PAY FOR HER
Best one I heard was from a man who'd married off 3 daughters in 3 years:
"This is the last time I have to speak as a father of the bride. I don't have any money left".
Today, I've found out that it's going to cost me up to £300 for a new tyre for my car, after picking up a puncture yesterday. 
When I want your opinion - I'll tell you what it is!
Today, I've found out that it's going to cost me up to £300 for a new tyre for my car, after picking up a puncture yesterday.
bloody hell, what do you drive these days, a monster truck? 
Nope. Just a Toyota, which uses run flat tyres. A good idea in principle but a TOTAL pain in the arse if you get a puncture. You have no spare and you can drive up to 90 miles at 60MPH on the run flats' support ring. You have to get it changed at either a dealer or a specialist tyre fitter as well. My local dealer can't get me in until monday, because their trained fitter is on holiday. If it's a repairable puncture, it's £50, if I need a new tyre, it's £150, if I need a new tyre AND a new support ring, it's £300. It takes 1.5 hours to change one of these tyres appparently.
I had an idea of what I was letting myself in for when I bought the car but I was seduced by all of the toys it has (it rivals a Range Rover for sheer levels of kit) but I don't think I'll be keeping it after this, even though it's a pleasure to drive.
When I want your opinion - I'll tell you what it is!
Nope. Just a Toyota, which uses run flat tyres. A good idea in principle but a TOTAL pain in the arse if you get a puncture. You have no spare and you can drive up to 90 miles at 60MPH on the run flats' support ring. You have to get it changed at either a dealer or a specialist tyre fitter as well. My local dealer can't get me in until monday, because their trained fitter is on holiday. If it's a repairable puncture, it's £50, if I need a new tyre, it's £150, if I need a new tyre AND a new support ring, it's £300. It takes 1.5 hours to change one of these tyres appparently.
I had an idea of what I was letting myself in for when I bought the car but I was seduced by all of the toys it has (it rivals a Range Rover for sheer levels of kit) but I don't think I'll be keeping it after this, even though it's a pleasure to drive.
Understandable, that's a huge amount for what's basically a straightforward puncture. I'll remember to steer clear of run-flats then!
Today, Frau Steiner and I have been married 22 years! 
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
Contratulations to you both
Grats to you both 
Congrats Andy! 
You know, if you'd joined the army 22 years ago, they'd let you go now!
When I want your opinion - I'll tell you what it is!
you would get less time for armed robbery congrats andy hope you have a good day .anything spesh planed.
theres nowt so Permanent as temporary
Congratulations. Well done for remembering.
Congratulations to you both Andy no airsoft this weekend then
