Add to the list guys 
1: You answer the door to the pizza delivery guy in full Waffen SS battle order because "you just wanted to check it all fits". And you forget to take it off. For 5 hours.
2: You scan the TV Times for WW2 war movies above all else.
3: You piss your other half off by giving her a running commentary on what things are wrong whilst watching Saving Private Ryan
4: Your alarm clock plays the Panzerlied
5: You have marching songs on your MP3 player
6: You own the box set of "World at War"
7: You have the Osprey books catalogue
8: The inside of your house looks like a WW2 equipment store
9: You scare the shit out of your friends by turning up to a fancy dress party in full loadout, then, when questioned, admit that you didn't hire it - you own it!
10: You start liking the feel of scratchy wool against your skin.
I'm sure you guys have a good few more to add to this list!
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
11. Spending
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
14. Your shed is a WW2 german bunker.
15. When speaking to your boss at work you have to resist the urge to say "yes sah"
11. Spending
16. When you see G36 but are sure they must mean G43.
17. When you want a bolt action to fit in not to be the exception.
18. When you know the difference between sumpf and smurf.
19. when splinter is a good thing
aka Stigroadie
AFRA
better by design
"Truth is a shining goddess, always veiled, always distant, never wholly approachable, but worthy of all the devotion of which the human spirit is capable. "
You find yourself humming "wir farhren gegen england" in the office 
Nice topic Kermit..... See you at combat south tomorrow?
20. you wear your new jackboots at work to 'wear them in'
21. you start buying old copies of purnells' history of ww2 hoping to re amass the collection you threw away when you were going through your 'pacifist phase'
22. You fanatically polish your ww2 boots while humming deutschland uber alles
23. you wear your jackboots in the bath....!
24. Your company car is a Schwimmwagen...
oh yes and if anybody does have any old copies of Purnells History of the Second World War.......
Vorsprung durch Blitzkreig !
Speed, aggression and Hugo Boss
the innocent have nothing to fear......[img][/img]
oh yes and if anybody does have any old copies of Purnells History of the Second World War.......
Yup, got the full set and the full set of War Monthly
urgh you make me soooooo jealous, i meant to sell... (fat chance on these forums)
Vorsprung durch Blitzkreig !
Speed, aggression and Hugo Boss
the innocent have nothing to fear......[img][/img]
oh yes and if anybody does have any old copies of Purnells History of the Second World War.......
Yup, got the full set and the full set of War Monthly
me too - my dad got the original ones in the late 60s. They did reissue them in the 70s, but with not as much detail. The 60s ones had 96 issues.
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
You decide to go on a diet, just so you have a better selection of BD trousers on ebay (and cheaper too !)
The staff in Waterstones recognise you and say 'hello', as you've spent the best part of half an hour thumbing through the 'Osprey' spinner stand (again) rather than actually buying the books !
The wife starts asking you technical questions about the WW2 film you're watching rather than wait for you to start pulling it apart !
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24- When your house has the same musty canvas smell like the dumpstore you buy most of your kit from.
25- When your better half says either she goes or that foul-reeking original jeepcoat that is in the attic goes.
26- When you see a fortified position in a WW2 movie you think how great it would be to have a game there.
27-When you watch a specific movie that matches the scenario the day before the game, just so you can get the one-liners right.
29- When showing new friends around the house you say 'And this is the Gun Room' instead of 'And this is the livingroom'
30- When your basement looks like the one in that particular Father Ted episode, complete with Nazi War Criminal.
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Whe you start building a Sherman tank in your garden 
http://propaholics.wolfchasers.com/uplo ... erman1.jpg
Why is it I always kill the threads off?
Free speech is expensive these days!
34 . When you get your uniform delivered to work (so the wife cant know)
35. When you boss, a 60 year old ex officer with history degree , signs for and opens a box containing full Panzer uniform.
.36 when boss goes out of shop for lunch, you think "fuck it , ill try it on, were dead today".
.37 when customer walks in and looks at you funny, when you are stood in the shop IN your ww2 panzer outfit, saying "cement mixer, or stihlsaw mate?"
.38 trying to explain your not a NAZI when the builders POLISH LABOURER dosnt understand much english.
YES all this happened 2 weeks ago
"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison
34 . When you get your uniform delivered to work (so the wife cant know)
35. When you boss, a 60 year old ex officer with history degree , signs for and opens a box containing full Panzer uniform.
.36 when boss goes out of shop for lunch, you think "fuck it , ill try it on, were dead today".
.37 when customer walks in and looks at you funny, when you are stood in the shop IN your ww2 panzer outfit, saying "cement mixer, or stihlsaw mate?"
.38 trying to explain your not a NAZI when the builders POLISH LABOURER dosnt understand much english.YES all this happened 2 weeks ago
Argh!!!!
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
34 . When you get your uniform delivered to work (so the wife cant know)
35. When you boss, a 60 year old ex officer with history degree , signs for and opens a box containing full Panzer uniform.
.36 when boss goes out of shop for lunch, you think "fuck it , ill try it on, were dead today".
.37 when customer walks in and looks at you funny, when you are stood in the shop IN your ww2 panzer outfit, saying "cement mixer, or stihlsaw mate?"
.38 trying to explain your not a NAZI when the builders POLISH LABOURER dosnt understand much english.YES all this happened 2 weeks ago
LMFAO - echoes of Father Ted again !!
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Father Ted yes that is a great episode I want a copy.
I love the bit with the moustache on the window.
Free speech is expensive these days!
And Father Jack in Nazi Party Uniform get's mixed up with a life-time supply of whiskey at the end.
Damn I really need to rewatch that one now. Good thing I've got the DVD collection 
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39 - Your in your car, and every different landscape you see eg hill, valley, crossroads, you can place to a specific battle
40, when you can only see 5% of the walls in "your" room,
41, when you cant even see the floor in " your" room,
42, when you have friends over from your wifes work and they say, we thoght youd have green every were,
43,when its good to see your not the only one, 
team shoot and scoot, TL
