Can all AFRA members reply on this thread please? I'm attempting to do a risk assessment for the event.
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
aye
Aye 
'us'
Wladek, Lipton, Horus and Oligoscenic
Craig Armistead, Dean Armistead, David Mindham and Scott MacKenzie if real names are the done thing. 
aye
Yup
I have a small skewer hidden in the collar of my jumping jacket, and a razorblade in my gaiter, as well as my knife.
Yup
Sergeant, put that man on a charge. We'll have no Yankee Doodle Dandy talk in this platoon
Sergeant, put that man on a charge. We'll have no Yankee Doodle Dandy talk in this platoon
Sir. Sorry Sir. I stand corrected Sir. It won't happen again Sir. 
Anything but the latrines 
I have a small skewer hidden in the collar of my jumping jacket, and a razorblade in my gaiter, as well as my knife.
Me to
Er....wot's AFRA again?
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
Ooh Fremsley thats herecy here, that's like slagging of Masons! Afra is for people who take things a lot more seriously than the likes of you and me mate 
Ah the power of Google - I'm not real bright but I can lift heavy things!
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
Ah the power of Google - I'm not real bright but I can lift heavy things!
So you'll do well with the Australian Furniture Removals Association. 
LOOK! I ham now four meggle man!
A001
S'right mate! 
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
