Hey, ...........Now renamed the Kinky pic / pervs Thread LOL

Hello fraulein

I can garuntee 100% there are no perves on this forum ...just a lot of middle aged blokes who like ot dress up in 1940's clothing at the weekend . Stick close to Helga, she'll show you how to deal with 'em .

@ old ùn, she knows the german version of those "middle aged blokes", the version "GRENADIER 2,0 XP" workes the same way like you guys... wearing 1940s uniforms

ohhh boys am quite sure she's capable of looking after herself and to think I wonder why I only put respectable pics on the forum has been answered tenfold here

:rofl: ohhh boys am quite sure she's capable of looking after herself and to think I wonder why I only put respectable pics on the forum has been answered tenfold here

Ah so you have unrespectable ones as well.....

jeez you've done it now Dink ......some mods will not stop until they've hacked into your laptop and recovered them for the "private forum"

Mind you having a quick scan through Frauliens piccies, I see that she has already met Gadge .

@ old ùn, she knows the german version of those "middle aged blokes", the version "GRENADIER 2,0 XP" workes the same way like you guys... wearing 1940s uniforms

Yes, and the version from the Netherlands, but I think I can handle it...

And if it get´s complicatet, I can ask Rolf or somebody else to sleep in front of my door/tent, whatever...

Du bekommst Schlemmer mit Kabelbindern vor die Tür gesetzt...

*schiffchenvomkopfnehm* Eine wunderschöne Nacht, wünsch ich ihnen, Fräulein.

My German is rubbish - I got 'cable ties' so probably don't want to translate much further than that.

just a lot of middle aged blokes who like ot dress up in 1940's clothing at the weekend

Speak for yourself!, only half the "command staff" are middle aged. Headshot and I have a few years to go

@ chomley: sorry for the german conversation, our girl spoke about, that she will get one of my NCOs in front of her door, tent whatever, I replied to her, that she will get one of my recruits in front of the tent with plastic handcuffs, and "Schlemmer" the EM who was with us, wrote after me, something to her like ;" I take my overseas cap of mylady and wish you a very nice evening.... "
Sorry, stupid german joking with eachother

Ah, not as rude as I thought - very polite in fact!

Stitch-counter mode: Did the Germans have plastic cable-tie hancuffs in WW2?

Mmmmhhhhh, we had telefone, we had gummi on the tank chains, may yes, in the case that not, Schlemmer will have to use leather, I was only worry, that she could like it too much (did you see her pics??)

'Chommers' will sleep 'sound' tonight - sweet dreams lol

In may she will be with us, "SS Kriegsberichter", seems like this will be funny

me thinks we need to get some bromide for chomers tea

me thinks we need to get some bromide for chomers tea

only some mein gott

@Hstuf. : Ich wusste gar nicht das ich im Mai irgendwo hingehe...

@Schlemmer: Einen schönen guten Abend auch dir.

Leather?
The only thing about me, Schlemmer and leather, I would like, is if my boots are nice and clean in the next morning.

And if Schlemmer fall asleep in front of my door, I should think about taking my dog with me again...

And why do you think we need cuffs for Schlemmer?
Instruction is instruction, and I think it would be a honour for Schlemmer, to make sure that I sleep save and well.
Wouldn´t it?

Leather, why not? I´m used to it by the other historical periods I´m reenacting. But I prefer a wet leather strip.
And falling asleep? Me? Your joking. I just need an Volksempfänger playing the Belgian night program and I assure, nothing will cross the doorline. And if someone, -thing, what ever trys it. I know enough places in Mahlwinkel, wich are quiet like a grave.

Oh I´m ardent, about this.

Ok, I´ve heard the night programm was bad, but somebody attach blame about your taste in music, too.
Of course I can´t name who, but...

Yes, Malhwinkel is a wide field, it´s no problem to forget somebody, somewhere...