Ok quick word from me .
1 I'm in command , so stop thinking now . Herr Major to you .
2 Kermits 2IC and in charge of the Pioneers
3 What pioneers ? Three volunteers please step forward, goodside is you'll get to do interesting stuff, bad side is you'll be stuck with Jay all day 
4 Che apparently has some baggy trousers so he can expect to be roped into something durng the day .
5 This time there will be no large briefings , you will be split into 4-5 man teams , tasked and expected to carry out the tasks.
6 This is not an airsoft open day , so think like soldaten not toy gun afficianados
7 Not neccessenary I hope, but if people repeatadly ignore instructions given to them. then frankly, they can fuck off , either on the day or shortly afterwards . We are not having a repeat of Mist . Glocke was fine in this respect , so hopefully we've all moved on , I mention it mainly for the avoidance of doubt . I've got a job to do ( another german win please) , I have 20 people, I can't afford to have even 2 fuck on on their own "made up" missions .
8 It's going ot be fecking hot , I expect you all to go moderate on the booze on Satruday noight , not get pissed till 2am and have dehydration probs all day Sunday
9 Dress is Feldgraus and Stahlhelms please . No M43 caps as it's 1940, side caps fine . No MP44s neither
Any Q's ?
i have to say at last pbi game ze germans did very well when it came to staying on mission .well when all the hangovers cleared up anyway 
and yes my trou are so enormous you could fit 15 ferrets in each hip.
theres nowt so Permanent as temporary
Staying on mission for a half hour game is one thing , we need to be on the ball for the full six hours including lunch in the field .
Anyway , fill the saddlebags with bagettes and feed the Reich !
Volunteer for Pionier. Got any black Waffenfarb s/boards for me? 
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
Der Fuhrer Befehl - Ich Gehorte(ich das nicht tun läuft aber !!!!)
LOOK! I ham now four meggle man!
A001
Volunteer for Pionier. Got any black Waffenfarb s/boards for me?
Good man !
PD -fine sentiments !
dont worrie paul idont think jay does the running thing. so how many games do we have to win before we go back to drinking till 2am 
theres nowt so Permanent as temporary
He never said owt about drinking until 3am though!
On a serious note guys, get the Tanakas chrono'ed as well, as if it's a scorcher, you only need 134a in them, believe me! I'm not looking forward to being on the receiving end of those babies!
When I want your opinion - I'll tell you what it is!
Run?, run?, RUN?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. There are precisely two reasons to run. And neither of them have anything to do with Airsoft....
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
Ja, Herr Major!
OK, I'm game, I'll volunteer as a pioneer if you still need volunteers.
good thats 2 ! 
I`ll step forward as a pionier
"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison
Well done ! Cheers !
Old 'Un,
Seeing as it is so hot, i have early pattern reed greens - are they acceptable or do you insist on wool?
Weather forecast is for much milder weather now, even rain.
When I want your opinion - I'll tell you what it is!
But I have the thing that goes ZUZZZZZZZZ....... surely that MAKES me a pioniere by default?
I too own schilfgrun drillich which I am bringing along with a wolle feldbluse - just in case....... there is a teeeeeny weeeeeny indiscrepancy but I am told as long as I don't mention "Winterschlact im Osten" then no one will notice...... I can tell everyone its the "Dash for the Kanal" medal..... 
LOOK! I ham now four meggle man!
A001
PD, your German is making my German fiancee cringe!!
Well it's supposed to be humourous!
It's supposed to make the germans laugh not cringe.
tell her
Entschuldigen! or is it Gesundheit?
Nochmal Eins! that's a good one.
And tell her my fave word in all of Germany is.......... Zapfenstreich! Love it!
Nowthen - Ich Brauche Eine Pauser!!!!!!
But to be serious - Here is my favourite piece of german Poetry.
Des Menschen Seele
Gleicht dem Wasser:
Vom Himmel kommt es,
Zum Himmel steigt es,
Und wieder nieder
Zur Erde muß es.
Ewig wechselnd.
Strömt von der hohen,
Steilen Felsenwand
Der reine Strahl,
Dann stäubt er lieblich
In Wolkenwellen
Zum glatten Fels,
Und, leicht empfangen,
Wallt er verschleiernd,
Leisrauschend
Zur Tiefe nieder.
Ragen Klippen
Dem Sturz entgegen,
Schäumt er unmutig
Stufenweise
Zum Abgrund.
Im flachen Bette
Schleicht er das Wiesental hin,
Und in dem glatten See
Weiden ihr Antlitz
Alle Gestirne.
Wind ist der Welle
Lieblicher Buhler;
Wind rauscht von Grund aus
Schäumende Wogen.
Seele des Menschen
Wie gleichst du dem Wasser!
Schicksal des Menschen,
Wie gleichst du dem Wind!
I'd like the first verse as my epitaph.
LOOK! I ham now four meggle man!
A001
PD, your German is making my German fiancee cringe!!
And here was I thinking PD knew what he was talking about...!
I got "U" for my German O-level. 
You can only imagine how humiliating the oral exam was - my most frequent reply to the examiner's questions was, "Wie, bitte?" 
Still, being brought up on Warlord comic and Commando books, I've got a few good stock phrases in hand.
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
Still, being brought up on Warlord comic and Commando books, I've got a few good stock phrases in hand.
It's a pity you didn't cover those in your German classes. With hindsight those are the only phrases that have been any use to you in future life, you really should have got that O level.
