Luckily Ian the farmer and his family did the recycling for us and hey presto........... found a carrier bag of clothes with a set of house keys in there, please get in touch so I can post them to you 
also we found a tesco reciept from London in the bag
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Gawd please don't let them be mine (they're not Che's dad has mine 
and the eldest needs them for school 
) ... I shall however check with Carl just incase as I know he was rather frantic on getting to the game, home and back to london. Will reply ASAP if it is
Carl says nope 
next
There was a tell tale red beret in there so not a German kit
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ah, maybes they can't reply as they can't get in the house where the pc is 
as youve got their house keys taffy, they may not have got in yet to read this on the computer 
"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison
I rather suspect we have a Brit still out there in the battle zone holding the position I gave him. I clearly neglected to give him the order to return to base!
So glad your such a loving understanding lot
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Somebody must have a clue as to who the Brit from London area was who lost his keys and clothes in a plastic bag or is it the homeless people that play down there
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Odd they ain't been claimed, surely can't be that hard to narrow it down ?
mmmm unless they are the keys to his mistresses flat or his boyfreinds and he is afraid to say or even he is a master burgler and doesn't need keys anyway or .....................................
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We have a claim BedsnHerts think he's been sleeping somewhere else dirty dog
Edited to put the commer in
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We have a claim - BedsnHerts
Hahaha - does he qualify for some kind of 'been out in the field' award?
I think we need an explanation as to where he has been since Sunday
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could it be post Husky stress syndrome
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Only just got back from site today... I told you it was a long way away from Lunnon.
We went to the pub for 3 hours to wait for wifey to get back them remembered my neighbor had a spare set (not the Russian Mafya, the other side) - then I just forgot all about it... 
We went to the pub for 3 hours to wait for wifey to get back...
any excuse for an after game drink !!! 
and a happy ending at last
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Did anyone fine a large black drybag filled with bandages ...er I need them back please ?
Nobody has reported that Old Un but at least we can all look through our kit for it.
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