yes we need fire beathing 
theres nowt so Permanent as temporary
yes we need fire beathing
Well Guy's the O.C. of the Axis Troops, at least we'll have fuel lol
Someone bring petrol if it's raining please.....
No no - not required. Gadge and Matt I believe it was who did the fire at Churchill's - and you know how wet it was. I don't believe they used any accelerant. (I stand to be corrected.)
Anyway, we can just syphon some out of Chommers' car if we need to! 
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
Gadge told me. He used petrol. 
We managed to get a fire going without it, but the wood was so sodden that any logs we put on took about 30 minutes to dry before it would start to burn.
Gadge told me. He used petrol.
He told me he'd rubbed two sticks together!!
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
Dry kindling is already sorted and petrol if we need it, we have been doing games for many a year so are prepared for all occasions 
Is it coz I is Welsh
Welsh and proud
Your all fekin bonkers
:rofl: i think i was on clothsline duty when that happend
Only a year waiting for YOU to confess and stop blaming me, and I so nearly missed that post.
I am now vindicated, the true culprit has owned up 
Gadge told me. He used petrol.
We managed to get a fire going without it, but the wood was so sodden that any logs we put on took about 30 minutes to dry before it would start to burn.
Aye tends to help keeping the wood under the tarp for it 
if you had some ? know we had lots
Someone bring petrol if it's raining please.....
i bring a big can of old petrol/diesel mix
i have a 25 litre drum full of mixed fuel at work, (f***ing builders put wrong fuel in machines all the time ) so i save it all up and use it to burn my rubbish in the garden.
ill bring a drum allong if the weathers bad, its only good for burning, and cant be used in any engine anways
also im bringing allong a generator and lights so the sat night social will have light
i can also bring a gas space heater if the weathers bad, GREAT for drying out wet gear .
ill decide the day before depending on weather
"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison
Nice one Mr Porta (don't let Guy get that confused with his fire breathing paraffin).
Starting fires with petrol bunch of BIG GIRLS I've started several at LH events without any wasn't any) and managed fine, I don't know, were non of you boy sprouts or erm a pyromaniac, or it just me that started before I discovered (or was too young for access) to accelerants 
I've started several at LH events without any (wasn't any),BIG GIRLS
Are you sure there's no BIG GIRLS at LH events?
Only when .... is in attendance
Sweet! I'll remember to bring the chainsaw o'doom and everything I think it took for us to get a fire going at Churchills.
All this fuss over lighting a fire I will light it you lot keep it going ok 
Is it coz I is Welsh
Welsh and proud
Your all fekin bonkers
All this fuss over a fire
that sounds like a quote out of Taffystock !!
Light it and keep it going(though's arriving Freitag) und they will come!!( to the event, before HG get's any idea's), a waynestock parody
Starting fires with petrol bunch of BIG GIRLS
I can start a fire no problem, but when the wood is wet in the middle it's a might difficult. I cut a load of wood and put it under a tarp the night before CR only to find some d*ckwad had taken the tarp off for some reason!
Anyhow, I'd have defied anyone to get a decent fire going with accelerants at CR. We got one going, but it was teeny.
small fire less wood needed says wise old indian
theres nowt so Permanent as temporary
no wonder I get cold curry from my local takeaway 
Anyhow, I'd have defied anyone to get a decent fire going with accelerants at CR. We got one going, but it was teeny.
Assume you mean without ? Least you can start a fire, cooking on an open one at LH events and finding the menfolk haven't got a clue how to is humourous and I mean we've had lads stand there and offer a few smoldering twigs I do have the advantage of another helga that chops the wood for me to just the right dimesions so it dries and burns at the same time, she can't unfortunately start fires, nor can I use an axe, merely weild on menacingly but together we manage fine
Oh and if you think re-enactors are any better at keeping wood under cover/tarp your dafter than me especially after some of the soggy weekends that should have been sunny events this year.
Men runs and ducks for cover
