"Most users ever online was 166 on Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:23 pm"





"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
LOL, it's either the forum s/w or database doing freaky things or something big happened around then - I don't have to logs now to check.
I'm not sure how easily the counter is fooled but at this very moment we have four registered members on line, one unregistered forum user and sixty slots taken by Google as it indexes the forum! Google constantly indexes us, Yahoo regularly and other search engines pop in from time to time - which is good!

What happened on Saturday night 282 users !!!Christ I must have missed the party , I was here all night and only saw six at most , & three of them were Kermits personalities ![]()
Hmm, thought you went to the pub and were busy with hanky-panky & what-not?
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That was Friday night , I remember because I got to put the second gold star in thisyear's desk diary .
Saturday night I was bored and lonesome. You're lucky you didn't get a call at 11.23 pm ![]()
Ah yes, sorry I forgot, that was me busy with the hanky-panky & what-not on Saturday night.
But I accidentally left the web-cam on. By the time the word had swept round t'internet the show was over so 282 people were disappointed. Still, 30 seconds of glorious action has been preserved in slo-mo on YouTube!
Meh, she didn't even wake up. ![]()

I find the inflatable birds rarely do wake up 
And so much cheaper to run. Not even worth repairing the punctures - meh, buy another one!

*I'm not buying them for sexual satisfaction love, but a convenient way of storing all my uniforms so they don't get creased . *
Reminds me of the old Billy Conelly joke .
Man takes a puntured inflatable Laura back ot the shop where he bought it .....
" This things useless , first time I used it... it went down on me "
"If I'd known that sir I'd have charged you more "
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LOL, back on topic, I've reset the 'most users' flag.

Your techy abilities leave me in awe , I struggle ot remember where I've written down my password most days ![]()