I'm going ot post a bit of a "new to the forum bit" along with some pointers ot get people looking in the right areas if no one has any objections ?
Sounds like a bloody good idea to me.
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
Have posted up and moved a few "hi I'm new" threads in there - feel free ot improve ammend delete as you like .
Felt that some new users were getting a bit lost . 
Nice "welcome to the forum" post. Friendly, informative, and none of the we're-the-mods-and-we'll-ban-you-for-just-expressing-your-opinion bollocks that other forums seem to have...
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
Can you capitalise the forum title for consistency and amend the spacing?
New to the Forum? - Please Look Here First
That way it'll prevent my OCD from kicking in.
Ta
S
Nice "welcome to the forum" post. Friendly, informative, and none of the we're-the-mods-and-we'll-ban-you-for-just-expressing-your-opinion bollocks that other forums seem to have...
Deliberately made that way for people coming here from ASSCOCK to notice .
Stephen I'll have a go let me know if i get it wrong . 
Just copy and paste my bold text from above.
Re read you post and understood what you were asking for . OCD = ?
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
Uh huh !
BTW can someone (Yith) set the moderator bit on it . I'm keen not ot feck it up .
My girlfriend has OCD its great she fucking loves cleaning up
Newbie zone is great btw!
I cant believe how this has taken off you know, and ithink the 'reason for joining' on the sign in has worked well.
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
Can someone please remove the errant space between the word 'Forum' and the question mark please? It's really not good for my constitution.
Now done - I corrected all the punctuation in the body text last week!
if you guys are bored get planing the next event !