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indeed welcome to the ranks above all others (cos we use planes)

this should be setteld the old yorkshire way black puddings at 10 paces be carefull dave guy has earned his black braces in the fine art of black pudd...

memo to feldgedarmerie requisite lether neck braces x2

o thats who watches the watchers but who watches them

and course shouting a lot

i don't know hes a sneaker bugger pops up were you least expect him

welcome

...exactly! And now to take the punishment that is so obviously coming my way! you love it yer dirty cow

ey up our commanding officer bears an uncanny resemblance to Boris the bastard good job we killed him in Russia.good to see you back on the dark side ...

welcome im sure the girls will be over the moon to see there ranks swelling .as headshot said theres no sexisum here just a few lunes

cheers del heads up allies Teflon coming your way unless its winter then just laugh a lot as they fall 10ft short

welcome

ive lived in mine all winter excellent jacket if not a bit mucky n stinky now