ps you can't claim ownership of the 'Kermit made me do it' cuff title some of us grunts are already in on the idea (well me mainly) so so think of y...

Translation is: "Kermit hat mich dazu gezwungen" Pronounce the "z" in dazu and gezwungen like a"ts"

I'm not overindulging in the soup either. BTW, just edited my reason for joining the forum to 'Kermit made me do it'. I'll get a proper past tense t...

Meh, I'll just sellotape some tin foil to my naked chest and be done with it. I reckon Porta and TIny are definites for this too, if they ever come t...

Can I add a condition of membership? The inability to wholeheartedly complete a full day's airsoft following an impromptu training night. I think I ...

Worksafe notices please you cnuts!!

My hope is that CIA will nurture the ww2 airsoft scene to maintain a slower paced more period style with mid caps and more accurate weapons balance (...

If any have tattoos, I have a nice lampshade design. Have we gone too far?

Hmm, fair enough. I was going to suggest some sort of final solution to solve the ASSCOCK problem, but thought it was politically sensitive....

It's in the themed forum which can have anything in.

He'll be back within 24hrs. Guy, we four are the exception to the rule and are quite clearly superior to everyone else.

Oh, I don't know. Some of the bollocks you here in the 19th hole. I think the big problem with airsoft is the age of the demographic. Lots of early...

Wibble. Guy, have you been toking on some reefer today!? You are, of course, completely correct. Thank god we're all so sorted.

In my opinion they're a complete bunch of cock chuggers anyway. These guys have been doing deeply unsavoury things for years, it doesn't surprise me ...

Here's a little proofreading tip for spelling....read what you've written backwards, that way you don't fill in the blanks by completing the sentence ...