We’re proud to announce the formation of the LSSAH Spezielle Trinkende und Blingen Gruppe STBG
This hitherto forgotten formation in Germany’s premier Panzer Division will be brought back to life as a true Drinking History unit .
Kit requirements
1 Officers kit
2 Unspeakable amount of bling
3 Full Hip flask and 4 bottles wine .
Membership is by invite only , Antwarter will be judged by the amount of bling they possess on a single tunic , their record of liver abuse , and by their fervent devotion to becoming comatose within 4 hours.
The ability to sing badly in cod German an advantage, as is the lack of willingness to fight the day following .
Successful applicants will be able to have the coveted “Kermit made me do it “ honour cuff title if we can be assed to get some made.
We will be holding training nights before every major event , but hopefully no photoshoots.
Hiccup and Sieg
Well thats Major out, whilst he may do officer and bling, I think the alkifrollics will let him down 
Funny non the less ... ps you can't claim ownership of the 'Kermit made me do it' cuff title 
some of us grunts are already in on the idea (well me mainly) so 
so think of ya own
I think Scots like me and Del should be grandfathered in to this group. After all, no-one knows how to drink themselves into early graves like the men from the frozen North!
Now, to find that Feldmarshall uniform I saw a while back...
ps you can't claim ownership of the 'Kermit made me do it' cuff title
As Kermit is a founder member I think he can claim ownership, otherwise we'll put you all on the Eastern front. 
Besides, I've had it authentically translated now, so there.
Tsch - little you know Fraulein .
Major's abilty to drink is without question , and even if he's abstaining at the moment, the sheer amount of Bling the man can put in the field has recommended him for promotion to this elite unit . 
I think Scots like me and Del should be grandfathered in to this group. After all, no-one knows how to drink themselves into early graves like the men from the frozen North!
Now, to find that Feldmarshall uniform I saw a while back...
Well I think Del has all the minimum requirements in spades ...and for you membership could only be a desertion to the dark side away ....
Pah that be, lil you know I did the translation for the cuff title now shurrup or erm or ... I think of something and get back to you 
Del goes without saying ffs he's designed prototype 1 of the title
Kav's already a part deserter ... or is it desserter (them yanks like their dough)
Kermit can't have a title, he's Ãœberlord, he'll need his own special one
Pah that be, lil you know
Del goes without saying ffs he's designed prototype 1 of the title
Kav's already a part deserter ... or is it desserter (them yanks like their dough)
Kermit can't have a title, he's Ãœberlord, he'll need his own special one
Indeed, he is the "Schnappsfuhrer SS"
Don't tempt me..............................
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
Like it would take any tempting ... least rest of us have the excuse of erm blaming you
Special Collar dogs .......fur sie ?
KP ones on this post would be more apt as no doubt about it you're all nuts http://www.panzergrenadier.net/forum/vi ... =53&t=6131
They are already being lovingly handcrafted by Chinese Children as we speak .
ah well i do need to get my oberleutnant's jacket & breeches ordered. I've already spoken to the guy selling the Russian officer's boots - he's awaiting stock in my size 
Del just wants to have more signature banners than anyone else
Not at all - I'm never doing a Kreigsmarine impression so I won't have 'the complete set'
When you've got the honour title of the StBG who needs more?
Pah, officers only. I hate all officers.... all the Stranksys, all the Triebigs, all the Iron Cross scavengers....
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
Pah, officers only. I hate all officers.... all the Stranksys, all the Triebigs, all the Iron Cross scavengers....
It is the Blingen Gruppe after all 
, we'll still be getting pissed whilst you're out getting shot
Anyway the Iron Cross is just one of many hundreds of medals you need to award yourself to achieve Christmass Tree Nirvana ....all with some legitmate if flimsy excuse
Its alright, just means we get to keep our schnapps for us steiner 
Nearly sorted a KM ensemble but its not for airsofting, I don't think skirts and stockings quite go with airsofting
As for looking like a chrimble tree... think I'll pass