We could always build two ...one for the pissheads and one for the others Won't the "other" one be empty then? Feck you're right the...

Hmm given Poachers sage advice, and the fact nonoe of us have tried this before perhaps a "16 skinner" would be an appropriate start. ? W...

Zelt Teepee ....feck me we'll have to raise the entrance cost to £3000 and build a large wall around the site .... Who's headlining ?

I'm begining to believe they think I'm as daft as they are

Jeez I'll bring the plasters for all the blistered fingers after buttoning up that lot .

Arghhh too late to bloody edit all this out . Can't you distract her whilts I do some modding ?

luckily the .30cal tripod folds up What would you advise , 30 cal or VFC BAR as a man who has both .

My pledge is four in time for Husky all splinter. as for Helga.... obvs not BIG Nurse ....

yep the equivalent of 110 players on one of their normal weekends ...which they normally get 30 max for ! onwards and upwards !

he he - the only time I used my 50 cal I managed to find other people to lug it down to the beach It's sweet when it's properly set up though , I e...

He was fine , perhaps it was more than he expected . Offering ot pay for his radio sweetened it . BTW IED asked if I wanted ot put on A2C2 in Septe...

Ahhh...threats of "punishment" yer's just stoking the fire now !

Talking of Josh .... he's asked me for £250 for attending A2C 1 ....cheeky twat . Anyhoo , if you're all ok with this he also owes CiA £200 as a ...

Yeah ...she plays "Big Nursie" at reenactment do's ....why's airsoft any different? Ach Krekensweister I habe eine grosser Schmerz in de...

Where the bloody Feldgendarmerie when you need them

We've been in the mag a lot recently , reviews of our games, PBI games,Gunmans games, ..Gadges kit guides . You have found the home of it all on here...

I thought it was whilst you were contemplating the Zelt Palace of sin

See Helga....he'd desert at the thought

You're not an officer .....you'd be relegated to scrubbing Chommer's hairy back with an SS LOOFAH