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Joseph Porta
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get some dutch plates che, or even better polish ones, the cops wont even bother, and cameras cant do jack.

just learn enough dutch/polish to say im on holiday :lol:

"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison

 
Posted : 25/09/2007 10:00 pm
che
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:lol: :lol: nice one will have to look into that one he says looking at floor as helga gives me lecture on being responable :wink:

theres nowt so Permanent as temporary




 
Posted : 25/09/2007 10:06 pm
Helga Geerhart
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You little liar, I wasn't even in the same room when you posted that... now however :twisted:


 
Posted : 25/09/2007 10:07 pm
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:raspberry: to the speed cameras

Can you actually get that thing going fast enough for speed cameras to take any notice?

 
Posted : 25/09/2007 10:10 pm
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I call those hippy vans lol

If its passed 9 there is a 95% chance im pissed.

 
Posted : 25/09/2007 10:33 pm
Helga Geerhart
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Secret Cheesh and Chong fetish scene in Rochdale, Porta and Mrs Porta attend regular events, thats why he fears the speed camera, they may catch evidence to prove this insane theory I've just made up :lol:


 
Posted : 25/09/2007 10:51 pm
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Secret Cheesh and Chong fetish scene in Rochdale, Porta and Mrs Porta attend regular events, thats why he fears the speed camera, they may catch evidence to prove this insane theory I've just made up :lol:

Like Barcey's going ot get a reference ot Cheech and Chong at his age :roll:

 
Posted : 26/09/2007 8:14 am
dieselmonkey
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:raspberry: to the speed cameras

Can you actually get that thing going fast enough for speed cameras to take any notice?

Only if they've fitted a GATSO half way down Beachy Head... :lol:

 
Posted : 26/09/2007 8:19 am
Steve.D
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The 2.0 litre campers run nice at 80mph :wink:

Steve.D

 
Posted : 26/09/2007 8:23 am
Helga Geerhart
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Like Barcey's going to get a reference to Cheech and Chong at his age :roll:

Didn't think of that :oops: :raspberry:


 
Posted : 26/09/2007 10:44 am
Joseph Porta
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Can you actually get that thing going fast enough for speed cameras to take any notice?

yes if i do 60 in a 30 zone

top speed ive had on the moterway flat out in 4th gear was 69 mph

you can put a porche engine in and get them up to 137mph, but would you drive one at that speed, i wouldnt :lol: its unstable enough at 69mph :shock:

"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison

 
Posted : 26/09/2007 11:58 am
Old Un
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I'm sure my old 1600 used to touch 80 on the A38 in Devon going downhill, although when I owned it it was only 7 years old on a T reg :lol:

 
Posted : 26/09/2007 1:29 pm
Kavster
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I knew it! I thought I was going mad but I knew it!

Oldsweat's avatar DOES change colour!!! That question has been haunting me for days...

 
Posted : 26/09/2007 1:39 pm
Helga Geerhart
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I mentioned it a week ago, maybes more and noone replied to me :lol: I assume they thought I was insane (which of course is a given) however I'm glad to see it isn't just me that was bemused by his avatar :wink:


 
Posted : 26/09/2007 2:19 pm
Old Un
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he he - avatar envy .

CW took the pic just as I was lighting up ! the rest is just history :lol: 8)

 
Posted : 26/09/2007 2:39 pm
Helga Geerhart
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I have NOT got avatar envy :raspberry: runs of to make hers flash :shock: ... no that doesn't sound good :lol: will leave it as it is :rofl:


 
Posted : 26/09/2007 2:46 pm
Kavster
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But the question is, do you smoke period German fags?

 
Posted : 26/09/2007 2:55 pm
Old Un
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Er....... yeah, but the taste is strange being made from dung and cardboard and also being 60 years old :wink:

 
Posted : 26/09/2007 3:00 pm
Helga Geerhart
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Liar liar pants on fire :lol:


 
Posted : 26/09/2007 3:11 pm
Old Un
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Keep on kiddo, your new avatar is being worked on as we speak :shock:

BTW I take it no ones interested in going ot Bovvy then ?

 
Posted : 26/09/2007 3:12 pm
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