Ah, colonic irrigation - now you're talking!

... rather than him having got the message directly. Every single user of the forum got the message directly - a good deal of whom have never heard o...

I was careful to use the word 'stream' not 'river'. You may judge it more expedient to tiptoe across with Old 'Un on your back rather than full scale ...

Yes, that was embarrassing and looked shit. No point spoiling for a fight, this isn't ASCUK. Pot, black and all that. Personal issues are best dealt ...

There is something ridiculous about wearing just issue underpants and a helmet! Anyhoo, you have your chance to copy them - you have a stream to cros...

Yes, I wear my period watch every day, in weekend battles too! It just seemed pointless to have a nice watch and not use it. However, I'd never encour...

It makes sense in theory! We have yet to see what it's like sustaining a game for eight hours. We are going to have to be very disciplined to build m...

Hehe. At least the CiA team will be represented there so the jibe of us not supporting or shunning other events can't be made. Give Josh our "lu...

LOL, Josh was your most hated person after Manning, Gadge didn't fare much better and Dog Co was the lowest of the low. Now you want to play with them...

I do confess, rather illogically, that leather laces do feel more 'right' (even though they aren't necessarily) hence my Brit and German boots have le...

I spent the day with chief chinthe yesterday. What a feckin knob! I had to keep walking away from him he was so annoying. He isn't very old but kept ...

Group shot:

Yes, a great day, well done to you. Time went very quickly, always a good measure of success. And I leant stuff too, always a bonus. Those ESS gla...

Super, you had me worried there! I have some Amatol//Nobel wrapper artwork I made if you want anything to wrap sticks/blocks in?

Honest opinion? H&S first. Airsoft pro is encased in cardboard to ensure safe fragmentation. Putting pyro in anything else needs to be tested very...