Last time we were there I was just getting to sleep when I heard a very large metallic door slam inside the tunnels.....very loud! I soon put in earp...

I like the bottom one of the two. Maybe put a drop shadow on the text to make it pop out a bit.

Oooh, feck. Just realised I haven't done the booking thing. There is half a booking thread on the forum already.

I did have a nice big chunk of a rather fruity Gouda, but that was well before bedtime.

Guys, you have a PM.

Maybe I'm thinking of Star.....

IIRC, they're utter cack.

Well, you're certainly right that I can't spell lit.

Thompson Barrel Fix for Gadge and anyone else who might want one.

Bit of WD40 and some firm handling sorted my seized butt piece......

Here's the bike my Dad's picking up on Wednesday: As he's now into pensionable years, I think it's a pretty good one!

Or drink enough not to hear them!

I'd like to ban Guy based on his obscene suggestion that a second-hand TM Tommy is worth £400......