You could always call him a Nazi C*nt for infringing your freedom...although I fear you might be Godwinning yourself.

You often find that the people who are most offended about these sorts of things are the first to defend the actions of present British military escap...

My money has been sent across

I can tell you one thing you'll all be coming as....lily-livered, yellow bellied cowards....that's what.

That might work quite well Pete. Perhaps we could share a ride up to Keighley then go back via the Patton game. I'm happy to drive.

OK folks, we really do need to get up to Keighley for a recce soon. As there are footpaths passing through the woodland, we don't actually need to be...

The $95 is in cyberspace and will be delayed to me by around another month Sorry....wut?

Just to note, the Easypyro get boxes are good. We have a 20 channel one that works really well. We had a problem with the first one and it was repla...

They sound like a shower of shite to me...

Particularly useful for those sites that also host raves.

Another top tip is to wear a pair of eyeshades ... I third that, but my problem is that I am , shall we say, nasally gifted, thye tend to ride up my ...

It was ok for me. Unfortunately, something has happened at work that is proving a distraction for me and, could even end up with me losing my job. S...

I can recommend a bivi bag and/or a silk liner for you sleeping bag. They make a big difference. I've never really struggled with the cold though. I...

The 8th is pencilled. Pete?

Ah, well, I have M43s. M43 trousers with no cargo pockets are the ones. Ah yes. In which case I will need to borrow.

Ah, well, I have M43s. I'll just whip the 82nd patch off it and I'll be fine. Now, leggings or bloused trousers??? I assume it'll be leggings if no...