I've got a German torch with a broken strap - left at Axis HQ and a nice metal lensmatic modern compass, again left at Axis HQ . I also lost a MP 40...

It was the reenacment of Gandalf on the Beeches that got me for shits and giggles. YOU SHALL NOT PASS in the style of Ronnie Corbett Good ...

The landy with a camera man on the back ...I wish we had thought of that as a plan , in reality Rupe had been of the tailgate just to get better shots...

"oh Christ" He was a Hindu not a Christian FFS . Oh yeah and the joke was f.ucking appaling as well .

Tug my old chap - so sorry I'm not sharing the journey with you, cos it would've been a darn good laugh. Dang! That means I'll have to drive myself!...

Only about 40% of the world's population anyway , it's only what you eat , not a fucking religeon as i always say .

So was Ghandi .....give up now Jay , I'd renounced meat before you'd left Primary School .

You underestimate the powers of the Dark Side Helga-One Geerhart .... what Chommers can achieve with his zoom lens and magic software is unbelievable...

Dream on... I've been doing this long enough to outpace you . Tell me all about BSE, growth hormones, Foot and mouth , salmenella, streptococcus...

And pray tell who on earth would buy that calander ?? Without hurting anyones feelings, why on earth would the blokes on here a) buy the calandar of y...

......as all scousers should be

Told you this already , mind you it's only a bucket with holes in it strung up in a tree

not another short service Goth is he? Runs a shop , 4 kids, can't drive ??? TBH Steve , let him make his fecking own way there .

Reet peeps . I'm going tomorrow so shall see you down there. Packed - 3 bottles Red 1 bottle Port Need to acquire Cigars on the way . No G...