....and the metaphors as mixed as a three legged mongrel.....

I'm biting my tongue not to mention the only "Blue XXXX" drink I can remember for fear of being accused of lowering the tone . So I shar...

Just so yers all aware, Josh and his crew are now at Merthyr Mawr from now until the weekend , ergo out of communicado , so any q's addressed to him w...

Tsch!!! who's off topic now??? . Is this a current fantasy or a past life?

No I wouldnt dream of buying a piece of sh1t like a beretta, let alone a silver/chrome 1 ..but threatening a kitten is ok ? ....priorities, it's ...

Wel I've no idea what you call it then , I thought we were talking about puncture repair.

No idea what your on about , when I was a kid you used spoons to avoid nipping or tearing the rubber .

I know, a good spooning technique is tricky to get a grip on .

..on Tuesdays he can do advanced bicycle punture repair

Osbourne though I don't think you have the hair for it myself ... It's a wig on Ozzy ..the poor old bloke is past it .

Shouldn't have ot explain Black Sabbath ot you of all people Shirley ?

Met office showing , overcast , no rain and temps in the early teens with no frost overnight .

With a daughter like Kelly , we can only call you Ozzie from now on Major

I am the Walt on the Mount ....the holder of the AGM ....and the farby wizard of Mythyr Mawr ....Run ..you fools .

BTW don't forget your staffs for the LOTR reenactment on top the dunes.

Bollox ! It's the meat that makes you ill, biggest risk to a veggie is eating recooked rice. "never eat venison again" .....ark at Robin...