Its really very simple, you Germans will never win, you see it's quite simple...
it's against the rules of the game......
Because.......
we all know that.......
Scissors......
Always beats paper.....
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
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10 out of 10 mate 
team shoot and scoot, TL
lol had me killing myself
Gotta hand it to you, mate - very funny -
Gadge, if that is your joke, you are truly a genius!
You've got nothing to ein, zwei, drei, vier
Gets my vote as best joke here so far
some people have waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands funny tho
SMART ARSE
just you wait.....................................
"Take that you rotton helping of strawberry flan!"
Joseph Porta to "strawberrys and cream", in the sven hassel book ,ogpu prison
Very Funny, Gadge !!
But are you sure that doesn't mean Hitler has only got one ball but it's THAT big, whereas Churchill has two but very small ??!? 
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"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
then i,d say stalin, he was a hard bugger to his people,
team shoot and scoot, TL
I spent ages trying to get a pic of Stalin doin his clenched fist salute and trying to find a way to work it in but it made the joke too complicated.
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
Cracking joke just as it was !!
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Very good indeed.
A Proud Member Of 'Team Spleen!' who play mainly at Gunman Airsoft, Tuddenham, Suffolk.
reminds me of a site joke we had in germany it went lie this have you seen a bloke heabout this hi (putting finger under nose) and he was last seen over there (pointing with open palm to the distance) sorry if it doesent translate in to text very well.
theres nowt so Permanent as temporary
