Just to let you know that this is Major from First and Only, on line at last.
Micky taking may now begin....
First and Only Airsoft!!
Welcome to the establishment sah!
"I think we are in rats' alley - Where the dead men lost their bones."
He found the on button on a computer! yey!
Good to see you've made it here. 
Welcome noob!
[Mr Burns]Exxxxxxxxxxxxxxcelent[/Mr Burns]
Good to have you here Andy
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
hello 
Are we sure this is not a windup 
ay up Andy 
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ahem...hi andy
And there was me thinking that you lot would be at work, how wrong I was. Thanks for the welcome.
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Work? Pish, this is work....
some one once told me about it, sounds like a waste of time to me.
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yeah it sure is thats why im looking for a job so hard 
I've looked, don't think I can be asked.
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just get a job like me where you can do this at work
I'm an unenployed, disabled, pensioner. What would I do with a job. 
And before I get any comments, I'm not that old, its a war pension. 
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At last , Yith can stop quoting you now !
Welcomen !
Quoting me? whats he been saying, I think I need to know if my name is being put to things......
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Don't stress... as if I'd do that!
Stress, don't know what you could mean. my pills stop all that..... 
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hehehe