Dont worry, Opsrey do a book for that:
you have no idea how painful it is to eject cider from your nose....
That's pure class Kermit .
It was the winner of Osprey Publishing's "Silly Title" competition. They have a sense of humour I can understand!
When we were a Kingdom it was run by a King
When we were an Empire it was run by an Empress
Now we're a country we're run by a..........
Well that just proves that Kermit has to much time on his hands....
You go to work to work dude, not play...... 
First and Only Airsoft!!
Since when 
Thats what I was told at school....
But that was before the wheel came along. 
First and Only Airsoft!!
Ah , flint spears and wooly mammoths, a favourite cave time game
Ah, so you taught it to major then did you guy?
good to see a name i know,
hows it going up north, i'm still got the m60 and nam gear, but living down south now. say hi to the blaggers, gaz and cliff particularly, see you about .
jeks, the cockney previously from hull.