We could look at doing a small "bar" and show a period moral film in black and white? Or a nice full bit of Bridge too Far? Sounds like ...

PASSENGER (RETURN JOURNEY ONLY) - Edinburgh

Excuse my American ignorance, but what is this 'blanco' you brits keep talking about?

It's not an insult, it's the equivalent of saying 'shit' if you were to stub you toe, for example. But it is very naughty...

My God, it's full of stars...

That, sir, is good news!

I'm up for staying the night before, mate. And having a wee drink/watching a film, whatever.

Some excellent stuff on there, mate. I'll probably get that Garand bayonet, now!